He can now crawl back under his rock

I was watching Survivor last night, the premier of the 28th season (!) ,and there was David Samson (center in blue blazer), the creepy president of the Miami Marlins in the jungle in Cagayan. I was thinking, "I can't watch 18 episodes of this," and then fate interceded and David was the first to be humiliated voted off the island. His castmates felt he was "a schemer." 

It's a shame that Miami voters aren't as intuitive as the castaways on Survivor. Samson recently bragged about screwing the Miami taxpayers on the Marlins stadium deal, now he was screwed out of his 15 minutes of fame, he only lasted a few. Even reality tv can't stand the guy and that's saying something.